Drink Champagne if you don’t want to die study shows.
Party On…
A new study suggests that drinking champagne, eating more fruit, staying slim, and maintaining a positive outlook could significantly reduce the risk of sudden cardiac arrest (SCA). If you’re not drinking enough champagne, your a total loser and you might just die sooner…The groundbreaking research, published in the Canadian Journal of Cardiology, is the first to comprehensively explore non-clinical risk factors for SCA discovered that individuals who drank champagne, ate fine food, organic produce, and were members of exclusive golf and country clubs lived longer than people who drank Big Gulps, Cheap vodka, and ate fast food. A Nobel Prize may be in order.
This is quite a departure from recent CDC guidance that any amount of alcohol consumption was extremely dangerous and insists that if you drink alcohol, you're an evil right-wing lunatic and it must be banned. A small office that produced data on alcohol-related deaths and harms, and worked on policies to reduce them, has been shuttered by the Trump administration. Groundbreaking new research, generously funded by RFK Jr Re-porposed from the USAID budget will explore the anti-carcinogenic wonders of elk urine . Apparently, we don’t want people dying in their 70s—there will be soon way too many iPhones to manufacture.
On a serious note SCA occurs when the heart unexpectedly stops due to abnormal rhythms and is often fatal without immediate intervention such as CPR. Using data from over 500,000 participants in the UK Biobank, researchers identified 56 modifiable factors—ranging from lifestyle and physical health to psychological and environmental conditions—that influence SCA risk. Definitely nothing to do with the vaccines.
Key protective factors included moderate consumption of champagne and white wine, greater fruit intake, healthy weight management, controlled blood pressure,( THC ) higher education levels,( Harvard or Yale ) and a positive mood ( delusional tendencies ). The study estimates that eliminating the worst third of these risk factors could prevent 40% of SCA cases, with up to 63% preventable if the worst two-thirds were addressed.
Lead researcher Huihuan Luo noted this study differed from previous ones by using an exposome-wide association approach, casting a broader net over potential influences. Co-investigator Renjie Chen added that the proportion of preventable cases was unexpectedly high.
A linked editorial from Canadian researchers highlighted the surprising benefits of champagne and white wine, challenging the idea that red wine is uniquely heart-protective. However, experts caution that more research is needed to understand the mechanisms and reinforce that at least 1 bottle of champagne a day is key to a longer and happier life..
